More fun than a sack of slightly moist recently deceased kittens. Most things are. Except for more than one sack of moist and recently deceased kittens. Or that Carrot Top movie.Sailor Moon is insane. What the fuck is a "Moon Spiral Heart Attack"? The parts of the plot that I can actually follow are predictable... but don't really make sense.
I can follow Dragonball Z. The ability to throw a little ball of energy at somebody or shoot lasers out of one's eyes doesn't make too much sense, but at least it's all spelled out in a way that I can understand. Unlike Gundam Wing, which is more confusing than Sailor Moon. I mean, they're fighting in big humanoid robots in space, and I can't figure out why.
And another thing... the singing groups that some refer to as "boy bands" SUCK! If they would WRITE their OWN MUSIC and PLAY their OWN INSTRUMENTS, then I could be coaxed into referring to them as a band. As it stands, they sing along to a prewritten song. If I recited some of Wordsworth's poetry, I would really hope that I wouldn't get credit.And these 12 year old girls who worship them, what's up with that? I don't know when it was, but I clearly remember hearing some female referring to the lead pigeon-brained sheepwit of 'Nsync (however that's spelled, I don't really care) as attractive. His hair looks like a bad hairpiece, you could park a bus in each of his nostrils and for this, females think he's attractive.
Hey yo! Here's a story that was satire at the time, but now is outdated and only around 14 people will understand it at all. And I doubt that more than two of us would find it funny. BUT IT'S FUNNY, DAMN IT!
Hey yo! Here's my view on the universe bending towards justice and karma, instant or otherwise. You see karma is sort of like coffee... except coffee exists.
Hey yo! Click here to read the word "blarf"
This is the greatest love story I've ever read. I didn't write it... the writer's name is included.
Oh yes, eventually there will be more. Eet weel grooo vaddy beeg. Until then:"May your forehead grow like the mighty sequoia!" -MST3K
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